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Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

Why the hell would you do that!?

Stitches

Satanic ritual to make a crappy indie band better? Seen it

Vagina with teeth? Seen it

Resurrected clown? Jup Seen it

I’m quite confused about this film, I am not sure if they try to be funny and failing at it or being scary and failing at it. 
All by all: “Stitches” is now my #1 worst movie ever seen